wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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