I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have aggressive nipples.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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