there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Randomize