I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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