Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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