I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
So. Much. Porn.
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