Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
