I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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