And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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