Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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