i barfeds in our rink
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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