Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I CAN MOONWALK!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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