If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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