YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she smelled like a LAN party
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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