Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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