just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
wow bdsm is so cute
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