Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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