I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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