windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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