dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
