Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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