She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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