Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wish you could order shots online.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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