Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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