Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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