i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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