Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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