I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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