but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Of course I have a pirate flag
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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