So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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