Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
