If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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