"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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