Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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