it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
