The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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