Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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