you guys were way drunker than both of me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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