Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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