wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She announced her abortion via fbk
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Enjoy the penises
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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