It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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