can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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