whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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