All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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