Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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