Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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