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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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