Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
