Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
one might say we're banned from that church
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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