Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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