We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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