it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I currently don't understand fingers.
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