oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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