I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
