He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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