it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
