I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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